Slenderman: Review by Kush Hayes
I went in with no expectations of this being a good movie.
It was worse than I thought it would be.
Slenderman is a movie based on an internet meme accidentally created by Eric Knudsen in 2009. I hope he made a lot of money on this bullshit movie.
The story is silly.
Its a long 93 mins with credits.
You dont care about the characters. Thats because they have no full development.
The entire movie is dark. Not in tone, but lit dark to where you cant see things that are supposed to be taking place in broad daylight, or buildings known for being extremely well lit, such as hospitals.
I cant imagine there being a worse movie this year.
Zero out of Six Blueberries.